One of the most common proceedings I interpret is the vehicular accident deposition. The line of questioning is pretty standard. The responses are a bit more varied. But here is one response that I have heard three times now. And every time I hear it, I smile quietly to myself.
Question: What street were you driving on when the impact occurred?
Response: XYZ Street.
Question: How many lanes are there on XYZ Street?
Response: Two. One in each direction.
Question: What lane were you driving in?
Response: The middle one.